Or my farts smell like roses, same thing! Because as we all know our bodies are transforming from carbon based to crystalline so our farts are becoming lighter too, they’re ascending with us….hahahahah I hope you’re not taking this seriously!!! I crack up every time I look at this shirt and I hope you do too!!
Remember those “Calgon, take me away!” commercials in the 70s and 80s? Well I’m an 80s kid and I will remember that line until I ascend and probably beyond haha! Wouldn’t it be nice if Ashtar (or any other Starship Captain) could actually give us a break from the insanity of Earth once in awhile and let us visit his ship in our physical bodies – not just when we’re sleeping? Although I probably wouldn’t want to come back if I could leave……no, no I volunteered and it’s such an honor and a privilege to help birth a planetary ascension…of course I would come back! ?
We are all going through so much emotionally as we acknowledge, heal and release the emotions and feelings we’ve denied and repressed for so long. Some days it can be a little overwhelming; those are the days you throw on your “Sorry I’m Processing” shirt and let everyone know that you’re checked out and need some alone time.