Lightworker Humor
(8 products)
I Fart Love and Light Tshirt
Or my farts smell like roses, same thing! Because as we all know our bodies are transforming from carbon based to crystalline so our farts are becoming lighter too, they’re ascending with us….hahahahah I hope you’re not taking this seriously!!! I crack up every time I look at this shirt and I hope you do too!!
$22.22 – $26.66
Today Is Ascension Symptoms Day Tshirt
Every shirt is made to order and specially created for you by Printful in either Los Angeles, CA or Charlotte, NC; it’s printed direct to garment (DTG) using high quality eco-friendly inks that are CPSIA-compliant, non-toxic, non-hazardous and soluble in water. They’re free from heavy metals, formaldehyde, and Alkylphenol Ethoxylates (APE). Designed and printed in America.
The women’s shirt is a Gildan 2000L Ultra Cotton. It’s the original t-shirt fabric – it may not feel as super soft as the other tshirts but it’s thicker and not see through (not sure about white). It’s true to size in my opinion. I’m a size 14 at 5′ tall and wear a large.
• 6.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
• Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
• Ladies’ fit with shorter body length and tapered sleeves, quarter-turned
• Narrow five-eighths inch seamless collarThe unisex shirt is a Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex. It’s 100% pre-shrunk combed and ring-spun cotton.* It’s really soft to the touch and high quality with double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. The fabric is thin enough to be comfortable yet thick enough not to be see through. (Maybe not white)
This shirt looks fabulous on women too. I’m a size 14 at 5′ tall and I wear a medium. You may need to order a size down but it’s super comfy and fits me well.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed
*Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton/48% polyester. Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton/10% polyester. Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% poly. Heather Prism Ice Blue is 52% Airlume combed cotton / 48% polyester rest of the Prism colors are 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 1% poly.
$22.22 – $24.44
I Can’t Do 3D Today Tshirt
I don’t know about you, but some days being around and in the 3D matrix is so challenging! The music, the things people say, the TV shows, things I used to be ok with are now getting more and more difficult to be in/around. So I created this design for those days to honor how I feel and it just makes me laugh. Without laughter I could not go through this transition! Can you?!
$22.22 – $26.66
Forget Calgon Ashtar Take Me Away! Tshirt
Remember those “Calgon, take me away!” commercials in the 70s and 80s? Well I’m an 80s kid and I will remember that line until I ascend and probably beyond haha! Wouldn’t it be nice if Ashtar (or any other Starship Captain) could actually give us a break from the insanity of Earth once in awhile and let us visit his ship in our physical bodies – not just when we’re sleeping? Although I probably wouldn’t want to come back if I could leave……no, no I volunteered and it’s such an honor and a privilege to help birth a planetary ascension…of course I would come back! ?
$22.22 – $26.66
Sorry I’m Processing… T-shirt
We are all going through so much emotionally as we acknowledge, heal and release the emotions and feelings we’ve denied and repressed for so long. Some days it can be a little overwhelming; those are the days you throw on your “Sorry I’m Processing” shirt and let everyone know that you’re checked out and need some alone time.
$22.22 – $26.66
Ascension I Got This Shit Tshirt
Anyone who’s on a spiritual path probably knows what ascension is, and that’s the shift we are all currently experiencing. If you don’t it’s the raise in vibration for the collective of humanity and Planet Earth/Gaia from the 3rd frequency (not dimension)* to the 5th. Lightworkers everywhere are experiencing “ascension symptoms”, changes that are happening to their physical, emotional/astral, mental and etheric bodies through this transition. Your experience doesn’t have to be a struggle, it can be filled with ease and Grace if you surrender control from your ego-mind to your heart-mind and allow instead of resist which will help to raise your vibration which will make this process easier. This design is part of my ascension humor line – I want to have fun with this shift because everyone is so serious about it but laughter is 5D energy and I’m all about making people feel good which is the best way to stay in 5D energy!
$22.22 – $26.66
Sorry I’m Busy Raising My Vibration T-shirt
I modeled this design after the “Sorry,We’re Closed” signs because I think it’s a funny way to say ‘I’m enjoying some ME time/leave me alone”. Anyone on a spiritual path knows the importance of self care, solitude and clearing away distractions to focus on meditation, being in nature or other ways of raising your vibration and sometimes the best way to do that is away from other humans!$22.22 – $26.66
I Ascended And All I Got Was This Tshirt
This is my version of ascension humor! I hope you will find this as hysterical as I do if you know of the sheer ecstasy and mind blowing-ness we will experience upon fully ascending into the 5th frequency and beyond and reintegrating into our Higher Selves. I crack myself up and I hope you’re right there with me!
$22.22 – $26.66
